Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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