well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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