super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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