i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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