You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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