Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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