yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I came so hard my ears popped.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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