I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Randomize
