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  Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?

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• FLML (f*cking love my life)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

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• MLR-my life rules/rocks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:04pm

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• haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen! what a coincidence.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:08pm

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• MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:21pm

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• FTW for the win

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• 3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:35pm

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• opposite is FMD- fuck my dick

  Submitted by rorigirl32 on Feb 15, 10 at 7:01am

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• totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:22am

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• FLML MLIG or just plain WIN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm

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• 6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm

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• June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:45pm

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• Ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 1:27am

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• who said this was a bad night?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:14pm

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• Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!

  Submitted by pcross on Apr 28, 10 at 10:38pm

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• FMLIG- fuck my life is great

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:57am

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• FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:45pm

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• seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:54am

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• Yupp, FTW. So? What happened?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm

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• MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:52pm

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• Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:08am

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• TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:35pm

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• FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.

  Submitted by Punk_Love on Sep 7, 10 at 2:36pm

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• FTW, my friend. For. The Win.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

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• SOL - stoked on life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:40pm

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• OWAN - oh what a night!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:44pm

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• SMYT - show me your titties

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:07pm

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• LML love my life duh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

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• MLFR my life fucking rocks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:07am

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• FMD- fuck my dick.

  Submitted by dinosaurvagina on Jul 23, 10 at 4:52pm

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• It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:00pm

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• lml... (love my life) hhahaha

  Submitted by Dylann19 on Apr 22, 10 at 5:14pm

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• It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)

  Submitted by Gutterz on May 18, 10 at 9:30am

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• MLIA- My Life is Amazing! MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:57pm

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• MLIG = My life is great

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

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• Fmd fuck my dick!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 11 at 2:41pm

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• yeah how is this a bad night? and well played sir, well played.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:18pm

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• #winning

  Submitted by thatdancegirl on May 9, 11 at 8:28am

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• GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:02pm

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• Um it's BML bless my life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:50pm

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• Awwwwh that is funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:14pm

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• MLFR - my life fuckin rocks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:59am

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• gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD

  Submitted by jorgelo77 on Jan 23, 10 at 3:08am

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• Fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 1:16pm

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• LTD. Living the dream

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:10am

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• Wacka flacka!...meow

  Submitted by HickTard on Oct 30, 11 at 12:03am

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• LMF- Love my fuckbuddy

  Submitted by XxSparklePartyxX on Dec 11, 11 at 8:29pm

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• FTW for the winnnnnn :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:07pm

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• The opposite is s@l (score at life)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:41pm

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• FMD... the d is for dick hehe

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:40pm

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• FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:03pm

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• I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)

  Submitted by lalaluvsu69 on Jun 8, 10 at 9:48pm

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• her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".

  Submitted by truckstopmama on Feb 6, 10 at 10:04am

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• nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:33am

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• LML= love my life!

  Submitted by blondey2337 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:21am

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• FTW.. For The Win

  Submitted by rathernature on Jan 20, 10 at 1:56am

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• sadly, Kristen is lying. DWASD - dude with a small dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:59am

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• THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:16pm

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• BLESS YOUR LIFE!

  Submitted by courtneylove on Apr 8, 10 at 2:03am

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• bml . bless my life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:17pm

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• FMD = fuck my dick lol

  Submitted by alyssa13 on Sep 30, 10 at 8:22pm

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• IFLML - I fucking love my life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:27am

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• Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:09pm

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• CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.

  Submitted by maddog595959 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:09am

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  • best. ever.

    Submitted by said8ED on Sep 20, 10 at 9:33pm

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• Ydg= ya dig

  Submitted by smithersrh on Jul 14, 10 at 3:34pm

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• LOTTO- as in you just won it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:24pm

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• I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks

  Submitted by Althalos on Jun 10, 10 at 3:52pm

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• Seconding a long list. FTW. Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47pm

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• MLIA My Life Is Awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:58am

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• I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!

  Submitted by FreeMustacheRide on May 1, 10 at 1:36pm

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• Ccccccombo breaker

  Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Dec 28, 11 at 12:35pm

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• MLIW - My life is Win

  Submitted by drizzett on Apr 7, 10 at 6:11pm

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• That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:49pm

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• LML. Love my life!

  Submitted by em152 on Oct 5, 10 at 10:08pm

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• basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:50pm

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• Mlia

  Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Feb 23, 11 at 9:25pm

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• iflml:i fucking love my life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:12pm

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• BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:01pm

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• MLIA - my life is awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:53pm

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• "Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:55pm

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• heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:02pm

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• Mlib

  Submitted by codeypark on Nov 13, 10 at 10:41pm

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• YDG? - Ya dig?!

  Submitted by himynameisroy on Apr 8, 11 at 11:11pm

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• If only there were more Kristens out there...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:05pm

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• And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:41pm

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• Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE

  Submitted by STYLAN7 on Jul 4, 12 at 11:51pm

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• There is a new site for this, it made my day, IMMD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:11am

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• MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:00am

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• LML ! Love My Life !!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:05pm

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• AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:38am

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• mlfr: my life fucking rocks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:36pm

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• BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:41am

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• Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!

  Submitted by KittyCat69 on Apr 15, 10 at 5:03am

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• More importantly, what happened with the girl?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:01pm

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• FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:13pm

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• 3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:05am

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• fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:05pm

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• the opposite of FML is my life is G

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:33pm

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• MLIA my life is awesome!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:36pm

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• FYML fuck yeah my life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:19pm

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• Does it even matter?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:11pm

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• MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:42am

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• MLIG My Life Is Good MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:33am

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• Jan 4 has the best response. LMF

  Submitted by nukespike on Apr 6, 10 at 6:23am

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• GMH gives me hope

  Submitted by katinator on Jul 23, 10 at 6:11pm

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• MLIA

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