How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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