I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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