What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
