But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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