I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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