There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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