I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
