Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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