Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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