dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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