I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
