so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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