Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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