Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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