their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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