For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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