In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just blew my weed a kiss
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Randomize