Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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