i think my tv is drunk
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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