okay pat passed out under dana's car
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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