It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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