does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
