"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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