Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just cut my nipple shaving
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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