morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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