yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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