So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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