I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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