and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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