Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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