i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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