You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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