Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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