operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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