Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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