When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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