Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The air was thick with penises
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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