Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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