i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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