Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This is the high leading the old right now
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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