sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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