Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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