If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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