Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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