sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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