you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Randomize
