I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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