I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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