check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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